Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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