Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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