One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i've created a new STD.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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