And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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