I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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