she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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