does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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