just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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