I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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