i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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