Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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