It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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