Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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