he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Damn victory sex feels great
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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