Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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