We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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