Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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