you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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