Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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