He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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