i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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