My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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