Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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