are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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