arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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