In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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