I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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