butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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