just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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