where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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