i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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