Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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