check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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