Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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