You're so nebulous sometimes
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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