these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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