I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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