You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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