I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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