the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
its not stalking. its research.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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