I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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