There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize
