I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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