How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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