I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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