what if I'm pregnant?
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After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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