eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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