He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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