all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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