and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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